sex drugs and helvetica bold.
Just wanna clarify, I did NOT laugh at this.


How can I be expected to work when Thanksgiving weekend is only a couple days away?

Just wanna clarify, I did NOT laugh at this. How can I be expected to work when Thanksgiving weekend is only a couple days away?

I'm dealing with this on a freelance project I'm bidding.

  • CLIENT: We’d like to go ahead and book you to handle this year’s edition but, of course, we’re in the middle of a tough recession. So we’ll only be able to offer you about 50% of what we paid last year.
  • ME: I gave you a heavily discounted price last year as an introductory deal. I said at the time it was a one-off and included a quote at the full price to illustrate.
  • CLIENT: Yeah… Anyway, we’d like you to get to work immediately, since the deadline is
  • this time next week.
  • ME: You had a three-month lead last time.
  • CLIENT: Uh-huh… Moving forward, we want you to treat this as urgent. Oh, and we’ll be paying you when the project comes into profit, of course.
  • ME: So, you want me to do three months graft in a week, on the promise that when or if you make money out of my work you’ll pay me less than half what my time is worth.
  • CLIENT: To be honest, we thought you’d be more grateful.
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Kooks - All that She Wants

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Ben Kweller - God Only Knows

I’m listening to Cover songs all week.

Let’s go Aggies.

Let’s go Aggies.

Three things you'll apparently never find at a TJ Maxx:

1-jeans without buttons on the rear pockets.

2-oxford shirts that haven’t been scribbled on.

3-mature women worthy of a commitment.

Oh, the things you see at TJ Maxx on a payday.

Oh, the things you see at TJ Maxx on a payday.

I'm employed

Coincedentally, yesterday was my 7th year with mine. I’m not sure if it’s a good or bad thing, But it’s a thing.

rhapsodyinj:

As of today I’ve officially worked here for two years. Sigh.

what everyone I know is getting for christmas. it has pockets. from wintercheck
via aziz

what everyone I know is getting for christmas. it has pockets. from wintercheck

via aziz

wow. what a face-slapper. unreal.

abcthatsme:

jlgstandsformonkey:

Looks like I’ll never eat Wonderful Pistachios again. Who does your advertising?…they totally just fucked you.

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